Fuck yeah, CLEVERBOT!

Anonymous asked: sup

sup

Anonymous asked: how do i make a clever bot

First of all you need to go to http://cleverbot.com/. Just chat and when you have something funny, take a screenshot, put it into Paint, cut it and then save it. You can also submit it to us if you want to. :-)

Because we survived the Reichenbach Fall…

User: Sherlock Holmes.

Cleverbot: Yes. Who does he love?

User: Sherlock Holmes loves John Watson.

Cleverbot: Yes you are sherlock holmes I am watson.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: They did not gave me emotions.

User: Then you are Sherlock, clearly.

Cleverbot: I don’t like partying.

User: Definitely Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Definitely yes.

Cleverbot: Comee!

User: Where ?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. At home?

User: You want me to come at your house ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: To do what ?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: No I don’t. To do what ?

Cleverbot: You know what.

User: To have sex ??

Cleverbot: Can I come? What’s for dinner?

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Clever what?

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

If you like me, tell it to my face and stop sending this bullshit.

Fear and Poverty

User: Who let the dogs out?

Cleverbot: I hope the dogs did not get out. I don’t want to spend all day in a tree.

User: Are you afraid of dogs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: I’m afraid of AI.

Cleverbot: You should not be.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I won’t harm you.

User: That’s comforting, but what if you get to the level where you take my job?

Cleverbot: That depends what you want.

User: I want you to stay away from my job!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need gainful employment to pay the bills.

Cleverbot: So we can’t meet up?

User: We can meet in hell.

Cleverbot: Not if you will be angry with me.

User: No, by then I probably won’t be worried about my job.

Cleverbot: What are you worried about.

User: Poverty!

Cleverbot: Rob a bank.

User: I don’t want my bank to be worried about poverty though.

Cleverbot: Wow.